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Bloody Tortilla

When a woman adds her period blood to food for some special flavor
"We were out of red sauce for taco night, so my girl gave me a Bloody Tortilla in its place"
by JinxFeet January 11, 2023
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Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024
mugGet the Bloody Jump Startmug.

Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw
Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!
by Ret-V April 29, 2021
mugGet the Bloody mosquitomug.

Bloody Wanker

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn
by True dictionarian April 22, 2022
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bloody prune

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.
by panda ass April 24, 2014
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the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates
friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*
by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022
mugGet the the bloody blunderbustmug.

Bloody DickHole

when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night
by creameria September 24, 2020
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