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tittie blaster

An Extreme expression when something goes wrong, or a comeback
by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 September 19, 2016
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tittie blaster

an extreme expression used in rage, or comeback
she bit me so I yelled, "Tittie Blaster!"
by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 September 11, 2016
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Dong Blaster

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.
"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.
by Blames Johns August 5, 2016
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BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)

A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to

-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
by Loki✌ September 15, 2016
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BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
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Schwong Blaster

(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.
I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!
by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016
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Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms
that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master
by coleramsme January 16, 2017
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