river/mommy is tall
by spencer404 July 10, 2021
When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 02, 2020
I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.
by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023
"Bro it would be really hot if we did the vietnamese river".
"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".
"Ok let me get naked and open my mouth".
by The Cock Guzzler December 10, 2021
Turns out a racist mascot is okay as long as it is sufficiently gangster. In a desperate ploy to sell more gear, the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington "East River Skins," using the Native American gang's tag as their new logo. "If the Raiders can hype off a bad boy image, so can we!" the team's publicist announced, proudly displaying the new self-administered "NTL" prison tattoo on his knuckles. "Yo chief," he went on to say for no apparent reason.
by Winona Nelson November 11, 2018
by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
River is a person who you can never let go out of your life. she has the perfect body and the perfect smile and no matter what they do stick with them till you die. When river smiles she lights up the whole room for hours on end. She might have had a tough childhood and teen age years but cheer her up, help her forget about it and help her make more memories with her new friends. river is the type of person that you can trust your whole life with and she wouldn’t break it. people say that she is ugly and fat when she has the body everyone dreams of. River is the definition of perfect and instead of heather or Delilah you should get yourself a river. They were amazing, kind, beautiful, thoughtful, and did I mention beautiful. River is also a magnet to the boys ;) even the hottest boys and girls day ex her because she is worth it. All the boys and girls that break her heart is just another person on my list to beat tf out of. ily river and just know I’m always gonna be here for you <3
“I found myself a river!”
“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
by khloegaines January 09, 2022