astro-bastard

1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.

(Billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."

by browniepoint October 9, 2009

slippery bastard

Lyle Brown. The most greasy person Alive

Lyle Brown is a Slippery bastard

by Nickdolte August 1, 2017

Little Bastard

A Little Bastard is occasionally used instead of Crotch Goblin

My friends brother timmy is a little bastard

by Yeeter90000000 April 4, 2020

bastard

If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.

"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

Bastard of Soldiers

A quantity. Like a gaggle of geese, or a school of fish. When multiple soldiers (4 or more) congregate together in the same area, they form a social group known as a Bastard.

A bastard does not have a distinct size or number of soldiers within it. Separate individual bastards in near proximity to each other may eventually merge into a larger, more powerful bastard.

"Go over to that bastard of soldiers and get one of them knuckleheads for me."

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

inbread bastard

A child of unmarried parents that are also related. Could typically be brought on by rape of a younger family member.

An eleven or twelve year old woman from the redneck-ghetto was brutally raped by her own uncle and got pregnant with a daughter that she had to give up for adoption to a loving and devoted mother that agreed to an open adoption, where the child had no secrets kept from her or lies told except for the biggest secret of all: The way in which she was conceived. An incest rape baby is an "inbread bastard".

by Blonde Knowledge Harvester November 13, 2013

nob assed bastard

A word used when annoyed with what someone has just done

Someone throws a hand full of screws in you coffee
"You NOB ASSED BASTARD"

by Thebigman November 18, 2004