What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
Get the Granola Barmug. Making out with your same-sex friends at a club with the sole intention of showing off and getting the attention of people you actually want to go home with.
by johnniesrotten February 27, 2011
Get the bar-bimug. Used primarily in gaming terminology. Refers to the amount of "health" a character has left. Often health shows up as a red or green bar on the screen, as the health diminishes the bar becomes black. The term "black-barred" is used when an individual has so little health remaining that no red or green may be seen, simply the black bar that has replaced it. Generally used as an expression of emergency.
I need a healer, I am black-barred!
I can't fight that guy while I am black-barred.
I hit that guy so many times, he must be black-barred.
I can't fight that guy while I am black-barred.
I hit that guy so many times, he must be black-barred.
by Hbrodie April 4, 2016
Get the black-barredmug. A bar shuffle is a solution to the common problem of when there are two non adjacent empty bar stools. It is when someone moves to an adjacent empty seat at a bar in order to allow for the two empty seats to be together so two people can sit next to each other. Sometimes the bartender will ask people to perform the bar shuffle, and other times a kind patron may offer.
Excuse me, do you mind doing a bar shuffle so these two people can sit next to each other?
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
Do you guys want to sit? Let me bar shuffle to the seat next to me so there’s room for both of you.
by Salty fish November 9, 2017
Get the bar shufflemug. by Cambro69scotty November 2, 2010
Get the Man Barmug. A semi attractive and usually intoxicated person who frequents the same bar and has already slept with all of the regulars.
If you meet a person for the first time that knows everybody at the bar you are in and end up sleeping with them knowing that half the bar already has, that is bar schwag.
by schwerve August 10, 2008
Get the bar schwagmug. the nice male friend of ladies who is their safety post when they have unwanted attention from men who are trying to chat them up.
by muzzdarts August 2, 2012
Get the bar husbandmug.