penial blasting

When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 14, 2019
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Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
by TheFingerblaster January 06, 2022
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Diamond Blasting

To come upon or gain financial status which was otherwise to good to be true.
"I guess we ballin' out, we diamond blasting'" - Nevr_A
by Nevr_A May 13, 2023
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Baja Blast

When you get bukkakked on by a bunch of Mexican dudes.
Miguel, Juan, and Pedro gave her the Baja Blast last night.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
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Baja blast

Baja blasting is the act of one person taking a mouth full for baja blast and spitting it into another person's anus then the person pushes with force the baja blast back into the persons mouth.
Alexis totally baja blasted me last night.
by Lil jimmy 101 August 29, 2021
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Baja blast

The act of firehose spraying a person in the face with semen from your penis, while either on a beach in the Baja region of California or after eating a Baja Burrito
After I was done surfing I went back to shore to give my girl a Baja blast
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Baja Blast

The moment when, during cunnalingus with a person with a vagina, they become turned on enough for their lubricating juices to start flowing, introducing a totally new culinary experience.
"Yeah dude, I was going down on my wife last night and got totally Baja Blasted; it was just nice to know she was enjoying herself."
by Dryana September 04, 2022
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