Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground

Southern British slang meaning I ain't got a clue woss goin on.Best discription of an acid trip I've ever heard.

Fuckin ell,I can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground!

by GavinS January 14, 2011

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

by R3D 3Y3 J3DI November 23, 2010

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Lamar,AR

A town full of copper thieves, methamphetamines, dopermines, Alaskan wannabes, unsolved murder mysteries, and redneck ingenuities….. but I mean there is a dolla gentral so that’s cool.

“Bra, did you see those folks?” “Better lock yo shit up quick cuz.” “Them fools be from Lamar,AR.”

“For real bro, they will flip anything or anyone for a fix.”

by That_one_guys_mom December 22, 2021

Arse hole

Dolt or group thinker who writes disparaging remarks about Donald Trump. Lacks ability the think critically. Follows the herd off tbe cliff.

The arse hole hated America and moved to Venezuela to enjoy socialism and was eaten by rats while trying to find toilet paper.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Tight arse

Australian Slang for someone whom is so tight with there money that they argue that they shouldn’t have to be liable for damages they caused.

“Usually if people break something they pay for it”

“I shouldn’t have to”

“Well you’re a tight arse”

by Wellbeing Creater May 1, 2018