Evan McDonnell

He is literally weezer

Have u heard of Evan McDonnell. Ya he’s weezer.

by Weezerwastaken September 29, 2020

Evan

evan is jewish

evan: hey
evans friend: you're jewish

by evansbiggest fan March 2, 2022

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

Evan

Evan cares about other people more then he cares about himself he is smart,hot af,and caring. He loves to play sports and he is really good at pretty much every sport . He won’t brake a promise and will respect you .

Evan just made me really happy and made my whole day better.

by That background girl September 17, 2018

evan

Evan is the blackest nigga on earth ong🙏😹💯

"did you see Evan?"
"Ya that nigga's so black."

by Thebestknitter123 May 27, 2022

Lola Evans

Lola Evans is a massive wet wipe, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.

Ugh your such a lola Evans

by grac1e August 1, 2021

Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.

Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.

by kinggoblin October 27, 2020