Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.
by SouthernYetti December 12, 2024
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Ryan Kurt Johnson

Ryan Kurt Johnson is the newest member of (NIGHTLY TV) and he's helped direct some shows and he's going to direct new shows on (NIGHTLY TV)
Twitter: rkjohnsonbear08
Insta: rjcooldood90
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by ewgrosspeople08 June 02, 2021
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Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson
by FrankenShitter6969 October 08, 2022
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Tell Mr. Johnson

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson
by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022
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johnson

A word used to replace any noun in any sentence or context.
Often modified by "bad".
Those are some nice johnsons you're wearing.
I'm thirsty; pass the johnson over here.
"Hey man, have you done the work yet?" "No, I haven't done that johnson yet."
That's one bad johnson you attached to your car there.
Go pick up that bad johnson and put it over there.
by James T-rain February 15, 2024
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Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
by stinkypickle April 26, 2018
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Johnson

Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.
by Tunechifan July 28, 2020
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