by hannahisaloser March 20, 2017
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1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
by paul-e-d October 17, 2012
Get the drunk couch mug.Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.
Drunk bet
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017
Get the drunk bet mug.Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink given by way of compliment or as an expression of friendly regard.
by Beatsick September 24, 2007
Get the treat drunk mug.Getting your mrs so drunk she’s okay with anal, but not too drunk that she passes out. Essentially there’s a perfect window of drunkness you’re aiming for a top night in bed.
by DucksAsshole27 August 28, 2022
Get the Anal drunk mug.The act of loosing ones inhibitions, invading personal space and using inappropriate humour to garner attention from a desired individual.
Note: alcohol is not necessary in order to be drunk friendly
Note: alcohol is not necessary in order to be drunk friendly
by theedteam April 21, 2015
Get the drunk friendly mug.When someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. Tell tale signs of "Internet drunk" are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.
Guy1: Check this fly bunny on Twitter. She nothing but giggles, yo! POST: "I'm so drunk right now, I forgot to conjugate a verb"
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!
by @TheRealLobot May 15, 2013
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