Nerd Dungeon

Although the nerd is a social creature, they often find themselves in need of retreat due to ridicule, shame, embarassment or harassment by "normal" people. They retire to secret rooms, not unlike Batman's Bat-Cave. Within these rooms you may find the nerd in it's natural habitat, surrounded by empty cans of soda, food boxes and wrappers, comic books, video games and stack of old programming manuals long since forgetten. The air reeks of body odour and often cheetos and faint yellow light shines on all things.

True Nerd #1 - want to come over on Tuesday to read through old dime comics?
True Nerd #2 - where, at your mothers house?
True Nerd #1 - no, at my dad's. after the divorce I moved in with him
True Nerd #2 - why? isn't your dad an alcoholic?
True Nerd #1 - yeah, but three beatings a week is worth having a NERD DUNGEON of my own.

by Perl Me Up Scotty November 14, 2011

nerd-cocky

someone who is obsessed with something specific (computer, video games, Star Wars, etc.) and arrogant about the knowledge or ability they possess about their obsession

Why do you have to be so nerd-cocky about Star Wars?

That saxophone player is very nerd-cocky.

by grubber8888 November 19, 2010

Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.

(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"

by Bunny Carrotstick January 11, 2009

Sweaty Nerd

The kid who abuses the games most overpowered stuff such as crouch spamming in rainbow six siege or c4s in fortnite

this sweaty nerd crouch spamming like a fucking kangaroo again

by smart 138 iq man May 9, 2019

COD Nerds

1.) Little kids that talk about Call Of Duty non-stop at school and always get angry when someone says some other game is better

2.) Adults that have no lives and live in a rundown shack or their mothers house.
They usually are good at COD but that doesn't make them cool, they are very lazy and never go outside because they are playing Call Of Duty

COD Nerds shit on other games without looking through gameplay, reviews etc...
They only play COD and automatically hate non-fps games and have very little to no chance of having a girlfriend or a job.

Normal Gamer With A Life: Hey, do you know Overwatch? Its like a cartoony COD and its really fun! and also check out Dishonored, Its like a steampunk Assassins Creed put in one fps game!

*COD Nerd plays the game*

COD Nerd: WTF I CAN'T AIM!! THESE GAMES ARE SHIT!!! COD MAKES YOU COOL AND THESE SHIT STAINS MAKES YOU A LOSER!!

Normal Gamer With A Life: Other way around buddy

COD Nerd: So playing some shitty game makes you cool!? Get a life faggot

Normal Gamer With A Life: and this is coming from a COD Nerd? Don't make me laugh. Oh and by the way look who was talking when you told me to get a life.

COD Nerd: Shut up, you have no friends!

Normal Gamer With a Life: Then again look who's talking, I should probably leave you COD Nerds alone....

by Kulboi September 15, 2016

ego-nerd

Someone who can't get a girlfriend .

He's an ego-nerd , still a virgin in his 40's !!!

by Ostreitz April 9, 2004

nerd cred

Nerd credit. Credit due when someone does or says something nerdy.

So Dan racked up massive nerd cred when he broke out his Magic cards at the study session last night.

by FinnMcCuhail December 27, 2011