mary-porcher

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.

Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher

by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020

marie valera

marie valera: that which is weird/queer

Wow, that's so marie valera, he sucked a horse cock.

by haventsimpedthishardinforever October 18, 2021

The Bloody Mary

The sexually oral act of turning your partner into a bloody mary while she is menstruating.

The performing partner sprinkles Tabasco and celery salt on the receiver's menstruating vagina, takes a shot of vodka and then dives directly into performing oral while shoving a celery stick into the receiving partner's anus.

Your daughter and I had an amazing time last night! Thank you for recommending us do The Bloody Mary!

by Official Freyr July 16, 2021

Khrysta Marie

Is wild and silly, extremely ADHD. She loves tortellini and soft Victoria's secret panties she calls "Vagina Rubbers" Her lips are like Angelina Jolie, her smile lights up the room and her ass is like BAM!.

Man: "did you see Khrysta Marie today, those dsl's are amazing!"

by valgina August 7, 2012

bloody mari

Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)

Sora treated Haruto to some sushi and a bloody mari.

by Matt C Bettes August 20, 2012

Bail Mary

Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.

Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.

Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?

by bailmary March 21, 2011

raunchy mary

When a person farts in the car, locks the doors and rolls up the windows to keep the smell trapped like a gas chamber for passangers.

"She was getting a ride to the store when her sister pulled a raunchy mary on her."

by HottBoXxD_BaBe November 1, 2011