The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017

Silly goose

Silly gooses are people who do silly shenanigans. When you see someone doing something silly you can say they are a silly goose

person 1: did you see how she fell?
person 2: yeah she is such a silly goose

by Bonkandtonk June 6, 2023

Goose poop

Farting semen out of your asshole.

She left a goose poop on my bed

by #Ihateithere March 11, 2022

Goose neckin

To stare at a car accident while slowing down to see it longer til you have past it and turning around to see it .

Police officer:Keep going don't need goose neckin,move along.

by Gimme a Reason September 27, 2017

Green Light Goose

the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.

Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!

Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!

by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013

Pro goose

Pro goose is a absolute cool guy, he is above all pros standing at the very top of the pro ranking. Pro goose gets what he wants when he wants. You cannot say “yes” to him instead “h.” You also must show respect to Pro goose.

He stands above all

pro goose is so pro

by goofbawlll October 5, 2023

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011