werewolf feet

Ugly feet. Usually long and boney. Person has wolf nails.

Mark thought Jane was one of the most attractive women he had ever seen. Until one day he unexpectedly got a glance at her feet while she was brushing her teeth. In disbelief and horror, suddenly the wedding plans were put on hold. Jane had werewolf feet!

Mark (looking for comfort) "Man, I didn't see it coming."

Jake (friend on cell) "Well as long a she's not digging up holes in your yard, I think you should give her a second chance."

Second sentence: "Please be kind to people with werewolf feet."

by DeSimone, Elizabeth January 3, 2007

Werewolf

Sexy men and women that have the ability to change into huge wolves and kill anyone who crosses their path. They come in many shapes and sizes so don't underestimate them.

Guy: ''Damn that werewolf girl is sexy.''
Friend: ''Yeah i know sooo hot.''

by Sadies Adolpha November 19, 2012

Werewolf

The act of drinking too much and eventually blacking out. After effects can include: blurring of the night and huge messes around the home that cannot be accounted for the next morning.

Derek: Dude do you remember us running home from the bar last night?

Danny: Barely, it was a huge blur and I cant even remember what happened when we got back. Why is there puke inside a box of cracklin oat bran!

Derek: We werewolfed it last night bro.

by Subzero now plain zero February 26, 2011

wheres the chapstick

a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick

wheres the chapstick

by megs101010 December 10, 2009

Weremeep

A Weremeep is a human afflicted with a strange type of Lycanthropy. Every full moon the said human goes through a bizarre transformation; they shrink, sprout pink fur and a fluffy tail, grow huge buck teeth, and their eyes grow to an abnormal size. Yes, they turn into a Meepit. Weremeeps pose no real threat, but because of their extreme cuteness, they have been known to hypnotize people to do their bidding. Quite a devious little creature.

I found out that my boyfriend was a Weremeep the other night, he was strangely adorable, and convinced me with his big anime eyes to pick him up and huggle him.

by luverly.sj August 7, 2009

Werewolf Ballin

To achieve a wildly successful result when purposefully attempting to fail. – verb: (used without object) to Werewolf Ball.

Usage: “ Jonathan got a strike with his eyes closed! He was Werewolf Ballin!”

Related forms
Werewolf ball-er, noun

by seand999 October 21, 2011

Werewolf

A human that has the ability to willingly or unwillingly change into the appearance of a wolf. They are easily mistaken for a lycan or lycanthrope. A werewolf is different in every story and myth, but in most, they are affected by the full moon. Some werewolves have different appearances, like a man's body and a wolf head, or just a simple large wolf. Usually, the werewolf cannot control itself when in wolf form on a full moon.

Luke had no intentions of being a werewolf. He would much rather have a normal life.

by SWAGITASTIC June 15, 2015