Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025

Wajingle

When someone's ass hair is so thick that any shit, specifically diarrhea, will get immediately strained and filter into pure, drinkable water. Effectively a way of saying someone has thick ass hair.

John: "I have such a bad case of Wajingle, I need to shave so bad."
Peter: "Let me help out bro."

by Diego Brando's left nut September 27, 2025

Wading It

Having a raging boner in class and dry humping the table

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM WADING IT 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

by Alucinitro November 7, 2025

Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.

Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?

by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025

Waving Chipping

Wavy chipping is Having a low cut/little hair or having small crinkles in your hair that look like Wavy potato chips

Dam $C Drip be Waving Chipping all day and still get no pussy.

by Yae🖤 January 11, 2026

board waxing

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party

Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.

by Devinbam January 1, 2008