“Trophy Wife”

Term: A women who is 5’3 and under.

A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.

A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
“I’m found myself a trophy wife !”

“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”

“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
by Crandyjam23 June 30, 2021
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Country Wife

In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.

Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."

These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.

This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.

These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.
Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.
by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024
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soggy wife

Soggy Wife

A term described to a wife/partner who is submissive and never makes a decision for themselves without prompting.
Can't believe how quiet and shy Michelle was last night, she's a right Soggy Wife.
by Little Sausage January 05, 2017
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Colonel Sanders has a wife

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*
by steroidSteve December 06, 2020
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wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.
I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.
by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021
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my wife

Your mom is my wife
by gsahmdchiEKqf;udoqp September 10, 2022
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My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!
Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022
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