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ur moms dick

Ur mom isn't normal....
Ur moms dick is huge!
ur moms dick by Seth is awesome October 5, 2016

ur mommy in my bed 

ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory
ur mommy in my bed by s_jaffe February 27, 2022

Ur mommy a commie 

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: oh yeah? Well ur mommy a commie
Ur mommy a commie by AS1XN March 13, 2018

Ur mommy a commie 

The ultimate roast. Cancels out Ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur sister is a mister, ur brother a mother, ur granny tranny and even ur Grandpap a trap
Person 1: Ur mum gay echsdhee
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur sister's a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur Grandpap a trap
1: Yeah, well Ur mommy a commie
*Entire family instantly dies of starvation, every alien race bows down to humanity*

ur moms a hoe 

I said whoever threw that paper, ur moms a hoe!
OHHHHH!!!
ur moms a hoe by owotsu November 9, 2020