Two Weeker

People who sag there pants in such a way that it appears that they have two weeks worth of shit in them.

Person 1: Hey there your sporting the Two Weeker look

Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man

Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.

by II Duce May 31, 2010

two's-up

giving a girlsome double penetration

hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???

by Dirty Sanchez December 13, 2003

two and a half men

A sitcom on CBS that, like most sitcoms created by Peter Lorre, is successful despite being shamelessly uninnovative and completely predictable. In it, Charlie Sheen - playing himself, more or less - moves in with his dorky, recently divorced brother (played by Jon Cryer) to help him raise his son. Despite its low ambitions, it is an acceptable viewing choice if nothing else is on. However, its achievements cannot be ignored. Two and a Half Men gave Jon Cryer a role to be remembered for aside from Duckie in Pretty in Pink, and Charlie Sheen singlehandedly revived the popularity of the bowling shirt. Keep your expectations low and you'll probably enjoy it.

I only watched that episode of Two and a Half Men because it just happened to come on the channel I was watching and I couldn't find the remote. It wasn't bad though. Not great, but not bad, either.

by roundthewheel October 23, 2007

two-step

Cock-blocking yourself by spending the first half of a night flirting with a girl, but then spending then next part of the night hitting on her friend or roommate, thus blowing it with both of them.

Guy: Oh man! I totally two-stepped it tonight with those two girls. Why didn't I just stick with the first girl?!

by DJ Break September 10, 2009

two girls one cat

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

by carlosamelioandwatson May 26, 2011

Two Cock Garage

A synonym for one's mouth.

Wife: I think we should go to the store.

Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.

by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008

Two Dimes ina Boot

In the car stereo business, it means two ten inch subwoofers installed in a sealed box.

I got da hookup on two dimes ina boot, at da Circuit Shitty.

by Choray October 3, 2007