Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.

When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.

by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023

Tongue-parp

The audible fart sound from one’s mouth. Can be used as a message of disapproval, a means for communication, OR at times, an expression of comradeship. Example: Spongebob squarepants, S1 E17 ‘Rock Bottom’.

**tongue-parp** this casserole tastes worse than a room temperature slice of shit.

by Nippleglam October 4, 2020

Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 4, 2023

chocolate tunnel tongue dancing

Another word for tossing salad or oral anal copulation.

Honey it's time for some chocolate tunnel tongue dancing!

by Oldworldman January 19, 2018

bearders tongue

When giving oral sex to a female, the piece of skin connecting your tongue to your mouth splits.

I went down on her for at least four hours before bearders tongue set in.

by SeniorMus June 6, 2016

eye tongue

The act of sending a video of zooming in on ones own eye then flashing their tongue in a licking motion thereafter, on any social media platform.

Oh em gee, I am like so gonna eye tongue him on Snapchat!

by eyetongue July 17, 2016

coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn

Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy

by iluvmesomecello March 1, 2011