shit-waffled

A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.
they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...
by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009
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Waffle Lodge

Leading restaurant in the competition of redneck hangouts. Known for their 1 foot pancake, ginger-snap oreo deluxe, waffle dog,and Moses omelette. Most commonly referred to as "the lodge"

Most famous location - Doral, Florida.
Employee of the Century- Mirial

"Yo Krume I'll meet you at Waffle Lodge in a minute."

by thegreenmeister March 22, 2009
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Flop waffle

When going down on a girl who have a oversized vagina with maple syrup in it.
by The Light Phantom June 03, 2017
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Stink waffle

When you soak a waffle in shit filled toilet water and let it sit overnight and dry. In the morning throw it in the toaster, toast it and it will let this smell of Satan ripping ass out throughout the house and then serve it to your friend.
I heard that bob got sick yesterday
Yeah I gave him a stink waffle
Didn’t he smell it?
I just served it with extra maple syrup
by WaffleGod March 06, 2018
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Stink Waffle

A black man, With an attitude, Holding a hen, Most likely stole 5 things before actually holding up the hen.
Look at that Stink Waffle, He's wearing my watch!!!
by JacobDickerson January 02, 2012
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floor waffle

A white female who likes to be gang banged by 15 or more black males in the men’s bathroom of IHOP or Denny’s
Yo you know that girl Terry, she’s such a floor waffle
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Waffle Balls

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that it leaves the imprint from the shoe.
Willie Black was being such a deuce that Shawn kicked him in the balls and gave him Waffle Balls.
by The Judi Show March 21, 2016
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