salty

The meaning to be salty is to be ashy for example when you make someone mad they get salty otherwise know as Ashy

AHAHA you lied about Chantel.
NO I DIDN'T!
WOW! why so "Ashy"? Salty

by SmallNipplesGreg June 8, 2015

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.

Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin

by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

A Salty Dennison

A man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. One who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong.

Ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a vagina and admit its your fault!

by yvey October 13, 2016

Salty

Peter

Peter is salty

by Bill121212121 October 13, 2016

salty

Upset, angry, pissed.

I can't believe that Dominos gave me sausage when I ordered bacon. This is making me so salty.

by Sgy October 20, 2016