Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"

by pbizy97 May 23, 2018

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022

Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.

Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.

by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022

When you call me at 3 in the morning

Natural butter 🕺🕺🕺

I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

by Your lebron glazer lebron baby July 25, 2023

Morning Rot

When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.

“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”

“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”

by abutthole March 11, 2024

Good Morning

When I get rich I need a house wit 13 thick ass Asian women feedin me n wifey grapes

After someone’s says it’s ok to just say good morning.

by 6manoftheyear January 8, 2022

Good morning

A good morning, a greeting used by people before midday.

Person 1: Good morning
Person 2: Good morning

by ilikeMac-N-cheese November 5, 2020