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Jersey rules

Calling Jersey rules essentially means no rules.

Origin: mockery of the barbaric culture from the state of New Jersey.
Todd: Let's get some guys together to play beach flags, Bruce.
Bruce: Only if we're playing Jersey rules.
Todd: Fine.
by Rubert the Rubert May 3, 2017
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Rule 34

Rule 34 is porn. Most people hate it, but if you don’t like it don’t look at it!
Person: If it exists there is porn of it, you can’t do anything about it people!
Person2: I hate rule 34
by FuryTheFox August 13, 2018
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rule 736

If something exists there is a star wars version of it
Yo I bet there’s a star wars cat rule 736
by Aspen moyer June 6, 2018
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rules player

Alternatively known as a niche player.

A "rules player" is an individual in a workplace who creates (carves out) their own effective working space and flow based on their workplaces rules, policies, and protocols. A rules player can find multiple ways of completing tasks and could even manipulate loopholes in the workplace to their, or their clients advantage.

The opposite of a rules player is a "rules slave."
Let's say a company standard goal is the get the answer 10.
In order to reach that goal, the company says you should do 5+5, but never 9+1.
A "rules player" finds another way of reaching the goal by doing 8+2, or 7+3, or 4+6.
The "rules player" later discovers a loophole that says they can do 5x2, or 2.5x4.
A "rules slave" will not attempt to do anything except 5+5.
by jontaylors#1fan! November 21, 2015
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road rules

One shitty ass show. Proves that Music Television has forgotten its previous objective, which was presenting music videos for the public to enjoy.
Full House is a better show than Road Rules.
by Bob Saget July 14, 2003
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Rule 134

If it exists, somebody made a music video of it.
guy 1: Wanna watch star wars. Any pages for episode 3?

guy 2: Rule 19.

Later

guy 2: found somethin?

guy 1: Rule 134. Music vids crowding google.
by Wannabra1337 April 6, 2011
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Left Rule

a rule created in which 2 people kiss, and turn their heads to the left, rather then the normal right.

even though it may be odd at first, it seems to be much better.
once you learn the "left rule" you will never want to go back to any other way.
by Ricky Frank November 10, 2007
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