Post Nut Schlump

The act of passing out after a hard nut.

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.

by The Curler June 15, 2018

Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

by goduke123 January 23, 2009

Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021

Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!

I am suffering from Post Match Penis!

by JJ91 January 22, 2011

The Post Gym Pump

When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.

You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"

Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"

by Tuckleberry August 29, 2019

Post Cut Clarity

When you start regretting the physical pain of self harm after trying to cope with distress.

Person 1: Fuck! Why did I even cut myself, now it just hurts
Person 2: Post Cut Clarity

by Averagehentaienjoyer July 12, 2022

Post Fuck Cuddle

After having some extreme fuck session you and your partner will experience a deep sensation of romantic love cuz that sex was just so damn good son. It is during this process that both you and your partner will be too physically drained of energy and pussy/sausage juice that neither of you could start up that sexual drive. The end result is the Post Fuck Cuddle where both of you just end up spooning after some hot pussy and dick interaction.

"Hey bro how did that date go?"

"Me and that fuego babe had some hot pussy and dick interaction then ended with a good Post Fuck Cuddle

by elgrandegallonegro February 5, 2014