fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body

"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."

by LostABet January 1, 2012

Floor-tongue

Imaginary Tongue made up by some one who is stoned.

As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!

by Demerald420 March 11, 2010

Yoshi tongue

When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.

“Did you see that guy’s Yoshi tongue”

“Yeah, must be trying to catch him some Goombas”

by Ed word Murphy June 22, 2022

tongue of a sailor

To be potty mouthed

Someone who swears or curses alot

Person1: Is that Rick? He lookes like a nice guy

Person2: Yeah, Rick looks kind but he’s got a tongue of a sailor

by Rick:] September 24, 2021

Spud tongue

The little hanging or middle piece of a woman’s vagina

Holy smokes Clyde, ol Malinda got her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

Purple Tongue

1. Inserting a grape jolly rancher into a vagina and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple. (Male version below.), Inserting a grape jolly rancher into the tip of a penis and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.

**made up names**

Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."

by みすりす September 22, 2022