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Angry Arab

When you get poopdick then you smear the poop on the person's eyebrows
I'm Sean Connery and I gave yo mama an Angry Arab down in Chico after she gave me poopdick... in Chico
by Gae Boi June 1, 2018
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Angry crager

When you have sex with a girl that is too hot for you.
Did you hear about bill hooking up with sherry? Man he gave her the old "angry crager".
by Bhole January 21, 2014
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Angry Otter

Sex act when a man is on a woman's chest titty fucking her and he cums too soon so she smacks his balls like an otter breaking an oyster open.
Nick was titty-fucking Dolly and blew his load too soon so she gave him the Angry Otter. Needless to say he's walking a little funny today.
by Stefon Zelesky October 5, 2021
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Angry Clown

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.
by chairboy July 11, 2016
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angry schrodinger

The angry schrodinger is a sexual position which involves some messed up preparation.

First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.

Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.

If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.

ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
Bro1: "Why do you have a dead cat ?"
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
by 56df56 November 6, 2015
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Angry Dragon

a mythical monster generally represented as a huge, winged reptile with crested head and enormous claws and teeth, and often spouting fire, who is feeling or showing anger (a strong feeling of displeasure and belligerence aroused by a wrong) or strong resentment.
"Man, that is one Angry Dragon."
by poop?! January 10, 2009
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angry parrot

The act of walking that resembles that of an angry parrot or one who recently sharted their pants and are frantically trying to get to the bathroom.
"Hey that guy is doing the angry parrot, he just shit himself!" "Hey fuck you, it burns so bad!"
by Purplenurple January 22, 2017
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