The Thing

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.

"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."

by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020

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You just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

A speech expression used commonly when someone is unable to remember the thing that they were supposed to do,
or when someone else forgot and you are using the phrase sarcastically.

Person 1: what were we supposed to do again?
Person 2: you just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

by im on the interwebs October 20, 2021

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a cole thing

Someone who impulsively performs an act that makes others question their reality. Usually eating whatever is in their hands without even thinking.

Cole: *pulls out strands of hair and eats the skin off the ends* “oh, he did a cole thing again”

Cole: *puts his head through a wall after jumping down a flight of stairs because he felt like it* “now that, was the ultimate cole thing”

by shelbenator December 04, 2023

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