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Dollar Tree Headset

Often used when someone is killed in a video game and accused of not hearing the person who killed them. This can be used as a way to taunt to other people to show your dominance over the other players.
Bob: *gets a kill*
Also Bob: Get good, your garbage, dollar tree headset...
by McBoomstick77 January 4, 2021
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Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!
Bruh wtf up with that wise mystical tree bruh nahhhh
by Quasar_BBX October 13, 2022
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magical fruit tree

a man hangs out of a tree with his penis hanging down life a piece of fruit and then a lady walks under and gives it a blowy.
i just had a magical fruit tree and it was great
by yeeticus deleticus September 10, 2019
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Christmas Tree Passage

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.
The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.
by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009
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Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.
All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"
by Sting6996 June 26, 2022
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Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.
Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.
by Aguirrez May 19, 2008
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Tea Tree Oil

Amazing oil with many uses.

-Use on piercings, to reduce swelling
-Use with warm water for all-purpose non-toxic disinfectant cleaner
-Used as massage oil

Smells like crap
Person 1: Damnit, my cartilage piercing has a bubble on it.
Person 2: Put some TTO(Tea Tree Oil) on it. It smells like shit, but it works.
by poopy12312344 May 14, 2010
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