PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
by Nitro et al August 04, 2008
In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up
by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017
A performance, usually as a means of self-humiliation, in which a person lies on the floor and "sizzles" or shakes in a seizure-like manner.
by 4Ling1 May 28, 2014
The act of applying bacon grease to your penis and then proceeding to slap your partner repeatedly in the face until you both become sore and/or climax.
by kevinslayer69 July 21, 2015
by Beard$ April 13, 2014
by NatCupcake December 28, 2011
a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.
"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"
*fist bump*
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"
*fist bump*
by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010