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Premie Steve

It is shown that most men that areprematurely born are named Steve. They will usually get the date wrong and say that they were born fifty two weeks early? They also tend to have an obsession with doctors and jank combos. They are huggable and lovable. He can talk his way around a blow job.
Dame that premie steve is fucking crazy but his head game is strong.
by Dr. Q Bloom September 1, 2025
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Steve

An individual whom is blamed any time anything goes wrong, even if they have nothing to do with the present situation.
Person 1: “hey, we just ran out of all the canned sodas in the fridge.”

Person 2: “man fuck steve!”
by veggiebowl04 February 9, 2024
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Full Steve

For when half steve just does not do.
Man, that guy just went full steve
by 123yhgdfhdgh March 13, 2018
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A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
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Steve

A incredibly attractive man who definitely gets bitches
Sup Steve”
Thanks man
by JoeFromLigma May 18, 2022
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My dog named Steve

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.
Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."
by gigachad2 May 25, 2022
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Steve's Hit

The end of the bowl after a rotation. Mostly ash and res. Give the bowl to Steve, because he doesn't care. He'll hit that pipe until it's clean.
Origin- North Metro Minneapolis MN
Do you want to hit this?
--Nah, that's Steve's hit
Hey Steve, you want to hit this?
-Steve- Of course I do. Do you have a poker or paper clip?
by Uncle tanner January 14, 2021
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