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old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.
"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"
by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013
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crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.
" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"
by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
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throw the spoon

Serbian slang that means "to die".
Nikola: Hey hows your grandma
Bogdan: Shes sick, im afraid she will throw the spoon .
Nikola: Damn i hope she gets well
by averageudenjoyer January 15, 2023
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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dirty spoon

n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection

v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."

"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023
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Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face
I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon
by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023
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