Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.

“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”

by Lord Margar December 13, 2019

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spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

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Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.

A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!

by (void*) September 11, 2023

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Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

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Spoon Licker

in the Christian orthodox dogma,during the rite of the Holy Communion ,the elements of the Eucharist,a mix of sacramental bread and sacramental wine,are given to the faithful by sharing one spoon!
This act ,of hundreds of people putting the same spoon in their mouth,during the covid-19 pandemic caused a great conflict in the society!

The dissenters of the church's acts, soon gave the participants of the rite of the Holy Communion ,the english nickname 'Spoon Licker'

-look man,100 people packed in 100 m2!
-yea...fricking spoon lickers

by ANANOWN October 22, 2020

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