shear the sheep

A game played by a couple where the chick doesn't shave downstairs, and the object of the game is to tackle her, restrain her, and forcefully shave her nether regions with an electric razor. Both parties are naked while playing this game, and the chick runs around the room trying to avoid the "shepherd."

Mindy is mad at her boyfriend because he played "shear the sheep" with her last night and she lost. Now she's part of the metoo movement.

by crudmonkey June 17, 2018

Shearing The Sheep

Trimming your pubic hairs

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

#mad fresh sheep

a sheep woth the fastest glassen and tha rolex

Look att thet #mad fresh sheep. He raping that bird

by darealraka October 3, 2019

Smited by the sheeps

When your playing minecraft and you kill one rainbow sheep plus two other regular sheep the next day you get struck by lightning

Guy 1:how was your day
Guy 2:it was good, i got smited by the sheeps

by Nesquikkid October 6, 2019

Sheer your sheep

Usually fighting words. Can we used in place of I’ll clean your clock or I’ll bust your chops.

sheer your sheep - ready to fight

Jeff: “fuck you!”
John: “I’ll sheer your sheep bitch.”

by That guy 175672 February 25, 2020

Sheldon's sheep

Even more fucked than Hogan's goat

That well is fucked as Sheldon's sheep

by Definitely not a robat March 25, 2020

BARBAR BLACK SHEEP

barbara black sheep haave u any wool? yessir yessir 3 backs full 1 for asha and 1 for farah 1 for the little boy who lives in the streets :wow: yes plz mama sheep

BARBAR BLACK SHEEP: mama wool yes plz everyone: yaya mama wool yes plz :wow:

by 41fx May 8, 2020