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squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in
Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.
by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019
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Squirrel

A girl that wants to eat your nuts
She ah squirrel
by Pretty Boy 4 January 15, 2019
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skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off
Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.
by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025
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Sausage Squirrel

a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)
Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts

Steven= You sausage squirrel
by Jerry Fishburne June 20, 2016
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squirrel water

1. Another name for the Nut Juice, a squirrel's favorite drink.

2. A liquid that someone dropped or dunked their nuts in.
I almost thought she would waste my squirrel water on the ground, but with longing eyes she savored every last drop.
by kinezumi December 11, 2008
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kick the squirrel

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel
by Drog65 October 5, 2020
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Junior squirrel

a junior squirrel is typically being a little shit, annoying, or also could mean stop farting in public. These people tend to be boys, short ones.
Example 1.)
*student farts in class*

*teacher* “you are being such a junior squirrel”

Example 2.)

*barbra* omygosh did you hear what Betty did?

*linda* “no, what did she do?”

*barbara* “she ate my brownies, and I said hey those are for my grandson you junior squirrel.”
by Bella sue September 27, 2018
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