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salty

A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.

The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.
Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!

Troll: You prove my point.
by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017
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salty

Basically CharaIsGod
wOW! you should stop being like CharaIsGod, you're so salty!
by Toucan - Sama August 23, 2016
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Salty salad

When a person Jack's off or ejaculates semen onto the salad and the so the called persons intimate partner eats the salad.
Asher why did you make a Salty salad
by Henry McDoniel March 4, 2024
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salty nachos

A form of gay foreplay including one man ejaculating onto a chip and feeding it to his partner
Hey man before we start this thing, let’s have a salty nacho first” salty nachos- noun
by J-ezzle April 21, 2018
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SALTY

Salty: Term invented by sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths and borderlines to justify their abuse, and victim blame those who disagree with them. Middle finger to all the trolls who disagree:)
Jim was salty when Tina and James spread false rumors about him at work.
by JR1976 November 4, 2018
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Salty

Me :)
Friend group: stef you are a very salty boi
Me: what makes you say that?
Friend group: you're screaming at the fact that you aren't edgy
by SaltyStef January 5, 2020
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