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hit and run

I hope you got insurance, bitch, 'cause I'm gonna pull a hit and run on your ass.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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Ach! Hans, run!

The last words of Saffi Eriksdotter.

Quoted on the Magic: The Gathering card "Lhurgoyf".

The phrase is directly on the fringe of pop culture, so saying it will prove to those around you that you are totally hip and might even get you laid - mostly likely by an ugly female nerd, but if you're the kind of guy that's saying "Ach! Hans, run!" to people, that's probably the best vagina you're capable of achieving anyway.
"Ach! Hans, Run! It's the Lhurgoyf!" - Saffi Eriksdotter, last words
by The Middle Road August 10, 2009
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fun run

another form of public transport commonly used in the city of sydney.
ryan: dude, we just missed the 12:07 bus! were totally fucked for our physio appointment.
dale: chill out man, we'll just take the next fun run that comes along.
ryan: look, here it comes now.
by cannas™ October 4, 2008
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Plug 'n' Run

verb~ slang. The act of masturbating then holding down the foreskin and running to the toilet. Used by tidy males* that neither wish to blow in their boxers, have to wipe up wasting tissue or sacrifice a condom, known as a Posh Wank. The foreskin is folded down over the head of the penis and held in place with the index finger. Then at their leisure the man may run** to the toilet and urinate their baby batter away.

*Only works if you have a foreskin.

**You don't necessarily have to run. One could just have a merry wander and have a tipple of drink or a biscuit on the way. It is also easily disguised as most males will often wander about with their hands down their pants.

-First recorded use by Si Hands circa 2005
Aw crap I'm outta tissues I'm gonna have to Plug 'n Run!

Are you actually itching your balls or have I just caught you in the middle of a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run?!?!?
by Funi February 19, 2009
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Dry run

After a long night of partying and you wake up delirious, thinking to yourself, "How much did I drink?". So you make a dry run through the house counting the empty liquor/beer bottles .
Woke up drunk. Had no idea what I had drank so I made a dry run through the house, WOW I had tequila!
by prinsdi October 25, 2014
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bump 'n run

Refers to a technique used in NASCAR to pass a car usually on a short track such as Bristol. The car attempting the pass slightly bumps the car in front of them just enough to make the slide up the race track, giving the passing car room underneath to pass.
In 2003 Jeff Gordon ending his winless streak by using a bump 'n run at the end of the race to pass Rusty Wallace in the Sharpie 500 at Bristol.
by Rick Watts February 10, 2006
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Bread Run

The act of sitting down at a restaurant, eating all the bread from the basket, and leaving the restaurant without ordering.

This is sometimes done intentionally, and other times with previous intentions of ordering a full meal.
Ex. 1:
Dave: "I'm hungry. Want to go get some food?"

Mike: "Same here, but I didn't bring my wallet."

Dave: "Me neither. Let's just make a bread run at that Italian place down the street."

Ex. 2:

Larry: "This restaurant looked good, but now I can see it's just a tourist trap."

Michelle: "At least the bread is good. Let's just make a quick bread run and find another place."
by Ju1ia April 26, 2010
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