Dirty Randolph

Takes a woman to a hotel and lets her ride him on her rags, then walks around the rest of the stay with a red dick.

Great for Christmas **to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer “Randolph the red dick fuck stick”

Man, that dude gave me a Dirty Randolph, it was awesome.

by RockinRachel December 14, 2023

Dirty Randezook

When a person is close to ejaculating in the missionary position and then they spins around and ejaculates on their partners face face while standing above their partner, and then they stick their penis back in the hole they were penetrating.

"dude, when I was fucking Stacy, I gave her a Dirty Randezook."
-"What the hell is wrong with you?"

by DrZomboss March 26, 2024

Bag Randomization

A randomization system that selects each element one by one, not re-selecting an element until they've all been selected, wherein this process is restarted. Hence the name, it can be thought of as pulling each element out of a bag at random until the bag is empty, then refilling or replacing the bag with an identical one and repeating the process.

A randomization process named n-bag randomization has n elements (for example, 5-bag randomization has 5 elements, 8-bag has 8 elements, and 14-bag has 14 elements).

Tetris is a famous example of bag randomization. It provides each Tetrimino (piece) once every 7 times.

by The_Epicness9000 March 28, 2024

Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

A word that is random

It means a random wod with is more randum that randome. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMME. You've get eat it u got eat.

same

Feet are so A word that is random.
I know right a can't believe how A word that is random thy are.
bro I cant believe those shoes are so insanely A word that is random.
Same.

by unavailable is unavailable November 26, 2020

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Life Is Random

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.

“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.

by DakotaJ May 19, 2021