retard wrestling

When a male and female engage in sexual intercourse when they are both blackout belligerently drunk

"I walked in on Terrence and Pam retard wrestling after that wild party"

by Jiggly Jiggler March 16, 2017

retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

by Wespen May 21, 2016

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016

retarding basin

A low-lying place where retards gather.

The Knox festival has become a real Retarding Basin for the hillbillies.

by mickolotopus February 12, 2018

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019

Retarded fart

Watery shartey type fart and its warm , rare disease by NBA Youngboy that makes fart warm and watery

Dang shawty u got retarded farts too?

by G real boy doe November 4, 2021

Great Retard

two (or more) retarfs that think exactly the same to the exact same level of stupidity.

1) "acute intracranial hemorrhage caused by Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
2) "cause of death: blunt headforce trauma from Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
1) "holy shit we said the same exact thing but in different wording"
2) "Great Retards think alike"

by 1jeaner1 July 20, 2021