Queef Stroganoff

The act of basically inhaling a vaginal belch while munching on some carpet.

Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?

Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.

Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing

person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart

by kys you faggot September 3, 2022

Slippery Queef

Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery

Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat

by SparkleFlaps July 23, 2016

perma-queef

A queef like smell that sticks to anything and never goes away.

Hey dude did you have a girl over because it smells like perma-queef

by Dudeman1203 November 7, 2017

Queef

Someone who regularly appears on the "Tuesday with Stories" podcast

Did you listen to last weeks podcast with those two queefs?

by Gaullus April 12, 2020

Queef Burrito

Used to greet friends or as an insult

“What’s up queef burrito”

“What did you just call me”

by Abc1234d August 11, 2023