Porto pumper

When two or more people have sex with someone in a portojohn while dipping their face in the blue water.

At the Rusted Roots concert it was obvious Cromer and his buddy were giving Tiffany the porto pumper because of the smell of dirty bung hole sweat and the sound of girgling.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

Thug pumper

A white person that acts more like a black personal. Comparable to "wigger". A wannabe thug.

ever since Daryl started hanging out with black people, he's turning into a thug pumper.

by Weird0hh December 4, 2016

Shithouse Pump

When a woman gives a man a handjob while the two are simultaneously shitting in a two-seater outhouse.

Jean plugged her nose while giving Jimmy a shithouse pump in their newly-restored two-person outhouse.

by Randomuser14 June 8, 2017

Freshman Pump

The one kid in every freshman class that gets so drunk, that they have to get their stomach pumped.

the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.

by The Smelly Souce October 23, 2017

scam pump

A phrase used to describe the attempt of certain people (called "scam pumpers") to convince somebody, by promising enormous growth rates, to buy a particular crypto-currency. The beneficiary of this attempt, if successful, is the scam pumper himself.

"Hey John, come and join our telegram group "cryptopirates2k18" to recevie secret investment advice on cryptos."
"Nah, thx bro. I bet that is one of those many scam pump groups"

by Bames_Jond December 29, 2017

Lil pump

A name referring to a person who sings one good song or an album and doesn’t sing any other good music till he dies. It’s synonymous to “one-hit wonder”

After john released that nice song he suddenly turned into the lil pump of the record label.

by Booga agoob May 29, 2018

whampy pampy

A man whose pampers are full, due to the testicles never dropping. He cannot stand up for shit. He has the whampies in his pampies

That Curtis sure is a whampy pampy!! He shit his panties!

by Ermagerrrdanthea May 15, 2018