by 298boywonder April 13, 2019
Get the pre-sleepovermug. (n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.
The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.
Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.
Logan: That's disgusting!
Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.
Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?
Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?
Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.
Logan: That's disgusting!
Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.
Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?
Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?
Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025
Get the Pre-Cum Shotmug. The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.
I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!
by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017
Get the pre-stalkmug. A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.
The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.
Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.
Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"
"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
by CEO of Pre-Concussion Shakes June 9, 2022
Get the Pre-Concussion Shakemug. by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010
Get the pre-est modernismmug. by Mint Pre Cum December 16, 2019
Get the Mint Pre-cummug. Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.
Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.
You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.
Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.
You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."
by Atheguy November 1, 2023
Get the Pre Christmasmug.