Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!
I am suffering from Post Match Penis!
by JJ91 January 21, 2011
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post-cum wisdom

The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.
Man, it sounds like you need some post-cum wisdom...

Wtf did you do? Did you have post-cum wisdom??
by The smartest and wisest February 11, 2019
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The Post Gym Pump

When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.
You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"

Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"
by Tuckleberry August 30, 2019
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Post-Burnout Anxiety

Post-Burnout Anxiety (PBOA) is the feelings of anxiety one might experience after having recovered from burnout, while attempting to reenter the workforce.

PBOA is a sub-type of PTSD.
“My last work environment was so toxic, I’m having post-burnout anxiety about what the next environment might be like.”
“I’m having PBOA thinking about returning to a 9 to 5 position.”
by scifo August 12, 2019
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Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.


No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.
by goduke123 January 24, 2009
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Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.
Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?
by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017
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Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.
"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."
by Hbriz November 02, 2011
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