A penis that is the same size as your forearm, erect, from bottom of shaft to tip.
Is also equal to length of your foot.
Is also equal to length of your foot.
by Anberlin June 17, 2012
Get the Forearm Penis mug.A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.
Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011
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A term used in the expression of actions which would other wise be completely impossible for a woman to understand.
A term which covers all aspects of a mans life which are impossible for a woman to understand..
Created By 2 Inmature Teenagers back In The 90's Named David and Brad.. lol..
A term which covers all aspects of a mans life which are impossible for a woman to understand..
Created By 2 Inmature Teenagers back In The 90's Named David and Brad.. lol..
David, My wife doesn't understand that I think her sister is just so freaking hot, Jeremy, Yea, she just doesn't get the "Penis-Factor"..
by darkangelstear April 4, 2009
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A person that you wish wasn't around you.
A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.
Plural: Penis People
A person that you wish wasn't around you.
A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.
Plural: Penis People
Jesus man, look at that stupid fucking penis person.
Are you kidding me you penis person?
I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.
Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!
Are you kidding me you penis person?
I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.
Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!
by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
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#2- jerking it again...?
#1- yeah, when all of a sudden, some other guy came on and we had a penis face-off.
#2- who won?
#1- he did...
#2- jerking it again...?
#1- yeah, when all of a sudden, some other guy came on and we had a penis face-off.
#2- who won?
#1- he did...
by ciirclejerrk444 March 11, 2010
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