peanut

a person (typically a woman) whom likes to be pissed and nutted in

Him: "Damn! I'm so horny right now, but I also need to take a piss."

Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"

by itzthtguy December 5, 2023

Peanut

The cutest most amazing cutie in the world and the most beautiful and perfect and gorgeous and precious and cutest patootest ever in the world periodt. And the most sweetest and kindest and most greatest existence to ever exist in the whole universe. :3

I love Peanuts

by allamamonke July 19, 2022

Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

peanut scarecrow

Gray is the lord of the nuts

Gray is the peanut scarecrow.

by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022

Peanut Gallery

The concept of standing around and watching something unfold whilst contributing only snarky remarks or quips, often not engaging with whatever is actually happening in the first place.

"Did you see that huge fight, shame about the peanut gallery... Took all of the severity away."

by Joeladen June 19, 2025

Peanut Buster Parfait

A sex act in which a man’s (or woman’s) testicles are covered in a dessert (preferably ice cream and scorching hot fudge for maximum CBT) and then repeatedly stomped on

Dennis’s favorite kind of cock and ball torture is a Peanut Buster Parfait, partly because he gets to eat the mess after

by CarrollCarpenter October 3, 2020

Peanut butter jelly neck

Crusty neck

Go wash your peanut butter jelly neck

by Cuchiecoo June 28, 2018