Him: "Damn! I'm so horny right now, but I also need to take a piss."
Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"
Her: "Oh, I can be your peanut. You can piss in me and bang me if you want"
by itzthtguy December 5, 2023
Get the peanutmug. The cutest most amazing cutie in the world and the most beautiful and perfect and gorgeous and precious and cutest patootest ever in the world periodt. And the most sweetest and kindest and most greatest existence to ever exist in the whole universe. :3
by allamamonke July 19, 2022
Get the Peanutmug. Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?
THE END <3
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?
THE END <3
by sexygoose November 21, 2019
Get the Peanut Buttermug. by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022
Get the peanut scarecrowmug. The concept of standing around and watching something unfold whilst contributing only snarky remarks or quips, often not engaging with whatever is actually happening in the first place.
by Joeladen June 19, 2025
Get the Peanut Gallerymug. A sex act in which a man’s (or woman’s) testicles are covered in a dessert (preferably ice cream and scorching hot fudge for maximum CBT) and then repeatedly stomped on
Dennis’s favorite kind of cock and ball torture is a Peanut Buster Parfait, partly because he gets to eat the mess after
by CarrollCarpenter October 3, 2020
Get the Peanut Buster Parfaitmug. by Cuchiecoo June 28, 2018
Get the Peanut butter jelly neckmug.