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penis shake

when two guys are naked and stand too close to each other or run into each other and their penises touch it is known as a penis shake. sometimes resulting in a dongknot.
after the big game, the guys hit the showers. tom carelessly walked into ben and gave him a penis shake.
by TallPeniz February 4, 2009
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aggravating penis

also known as a thing that gets stuck in the fan
some random kid: hey i have an aggravating penis
other kid: go away, noob
by average boi January 23, 2022
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Stenchel Penis

Josh has a Stenchel Penis today in school
by Im me76575675675675645435 January 12, 2011
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Ticky penis

A game as secretive as freemasonry and usually played by the sons of free masons in public school dormitories mainly situated in the south of England.

Similar to the play ground game, Tag, young boys of a privileged nature run round with their willys out chasing each other with the object of the game, if you are It, is to tag someone with your willy so that they are It.

Although this should be hard the school boys reach is enhanced by his semi as he is slightly aroused at being in close vicinity to other boys from privileged backgrounds.
"Fucking hell! Rupert's a right posh twat isn't he. Have you heard the lisp on him?"
"Yeah he probably got hit in the face too hard whilst playing ticky penis with his hunting frends"

"Fucking hell mate Get out my personal space. This isn't a game of ticky penis. You twat"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 6, 2012
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Penis Inhaler

A Person Who So Fervently Sucks Cock That They Accidentally Inhale The Semen Up Their Nose.
Guy:Holy Shit You Penis Inhaler ya sucked my sperm up yer nose!
by TK NoFear January 23, 2009
mugGet the Penis Inhalermug.

Penis Parrot

When a man hangs his penis over someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.
For some reason, HR found it inappropriate for Jim to give Jessica a penis parrot in front of everyone. It was hilarious.
by donkey5 December 2, 2009
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straight penis

Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown
Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?

Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.
by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong November 1, 2013
mugGet the straight penismug.

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