Paige

This is a type of girl who likes to throw herself at ppl cuz she feels unwanted. She craves attention because she's a whore and a slut!!! Shes so fake!! When it comes to guys, she puts herself down in front of them so they'll feel bad for her and make her feel like she has a chance with them. But when it comes down to girls, she is so full of herself and she trys to make the girls think tht they have no chance with certain guys. She loves to sabotage other ppls relationships just so she could be happy herself. She is such a rude bitch and doesnt kno wht a secret is... She tells all her "secrets" to everyone!!! She tells everybody about how many guys she dated and slept with. Shes a type of girl tht thinks shes loved by everybody but isnt...

Girl 1: OMG its my 1 week anniversary!!! This is what my 31st boyfriend?! I think we are gonna do it again tonight.
Girl 2: Your acting like a Paige!!!

by THEUNWANTED December 22, 2013

Abdomenal pain

person in question has just been knocked up, but does not know this yet.

Shirly: I have abdomenal pain.

Matt: Bietch, you're pregnant.

by The real WEB MD October 20, 2008

shooty bum pain

Shooty bum pain is when you have a really itchy bum hole to the point it hurts.

Oh man! I've got such bad shooty bum pain but there's people everywhere!

by flappyharris December 5, 2015

T-Pain

A catchy rapper/R&B singer who somewhat resembles Willy Wonka and uses an excessive amount of auto tune, although he can sing great without it.

Person 1: Have you ever heard T-Pain sing without auto tune?

Person 2: Yes he is good without it, but he uses it because that's his preferred style.

by jjrrddnn July 1, 2011

Princess pain in the butt

Nice way to say you are a pain in the butt/ass.

Teen says" I am such a princess . You say "Why yes, yes you are a princess,a princess pain in the butt!

by M. Boyle April 24, 2007

Pain

You think you know what pain is? Not until you've seen the pics. Pain3 and Pain4 are a collection of the worst pics on the net. The Trinity is nothing compared to the almight power of pain!

I wrote an email to Strong Bad about Pain4. A week later, Homestar announced it's servers were shutting down.

by Maxim2735 September 20, 2003

Paige Newell

Paige is like a fag, not a nice one, just been lit. No of course not. Paige is like a tab end you find on street corners.

Paige is the person who brought 'deformed' to reality, have you seen her? 3 eyes, 1 nostril and a long monobrow with lopsided ears. She wears nothing but old thrown out ann summers lingerie. She pleads EVERYTHING for sex, literally anything. Even if it doesnt have a pulse anymore. Yes she is the definition of classy.

As no on will even dare approach her we do not know of her diseases but many famous doctors and nurses from around the world try to observe this thing to figure out the many diseases it must have along the way.

She once worked for the circus as an act. But now she is so 'Paige' that even they wont accept her. How this beast is on this earth no one will ever know.

So please if you see this paige, do not look directly into its eyes and run before it is within 10 feet, the stench is unbearable and you will die straight there on the spot. And what will happen with your body? Well she will most likely use it to pleasure herself then eat the bits of you that she does not need. Please do not let this thing breed.

Thankyou

Victim of a sighting from the beast: 'Someone please take me to an insane asylum, i think im going mad, ive just seen a foul beast beyond terrifing imagination. I am scared for my safety'

*Armed troops take the victim of the paige newell away*

by CourtneyPaigee March 18, 2013