Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.

Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.

by jake August 07, 2004

vienna sausage

Humogous fat schlong

Kilberg was going around telling everyone that his boyfriend had a real vienna sausage. Turns out the fag was lying though...just a chode

by Beisner April 13, 2005

sausage dog

short fat ugly smokers that smell of fanny fish and waddle.

kirsty brookes is aka sausage dog...fat :)

by boogy bum July 12, 2008

donkey sausage

when the bull of the clan masturbates furiously, to the sound of a very large horses hoof

my god father, i thought i heard a donkey sausage.....

by Patrick Duffy August 12, 2006

Mexican Sausage

A brown penis that will get you sick upon digestion. Although it has similar symptoms to Montezuma's Revenge, this is different because it can cause AIDS and take your job.

I was working at the corner until that guy with Mexican Sausage stole my hoes.

by Sediss Nutes August 17, 2008

cold sausage

When a blokes piece of meat gets all wrinkled hes a horny OAP

All horny old men

by british beauty May 26, 2004

silly sausage

when one has branches and/or homeslices. This person/object is classed as a silly sausage. :FAT

Good morning Colin, silly sausage, did you pick up the baked goods?

by :FAT March 03, 2005