lighten the load

To make something easier, make a burden lighter.

To be with the family can lighten the load of people with cancer.

by JoanSantana December 8, 2016

Faux Load

A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.

"I didn't cum on your face baby, that's just a faux load. Don't worry!"

by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.

"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"

by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021

The Load

Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda

Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!

by geekmalone November 18, 2021

three butt loads of fun

the top most level of happiness there is to exist. simply means “have a great time and so much fun” while three guys cum in your butt

100% one of the most fun instances those guys will ever experience

“hey bros, have three butt loads of fun tonight, go get em tiger”

by DRAWEEWEE September 1, 2021

Loading Level Instance

Fuck You

Game developers met with the phrase "Loading Level Instance" for excessive periods of time should interpret this precisely equally to having been told to go fuck themselves.

by Delscorcho April 14, 2022