Lou Reed is the definition of Shit Music with his album "Metal Machine Music"
He got stoned and decided to make his tunes out of guitar feed back, its guarenteed after a few minutes to make you want to commit suicide
He got stoned and decided to make his tunes out of guitar feed back, its guarenteed after a few minutes to make you want to commit suicide
by angie pangie pudding and pie April 22, 2008
Get the Shit Musicmug. Music lacking in self expression and feeling. Like the Jonas Brothers, only made moreso for the soccer moms and the eight year olds.
"Yes Jesus Loves Me"... badly played.
The type of crap you get when you go to some kids youth group and everyone's swaying with their eyes closed singing a stupid song.
"Yes Jesus Loves Me"... badly played.
The type of crap you get when you go to some kids youth group and everyone's swaying with their eyes closed singing a stupid song.
Christian Kid - YEAH! Jesus!
Normal Person with a Soul - That's cool... I wrote a song.
Christian Kid - Nope... nope... This has drug references in it...
Normal Person with a Soul - Okay... How about this one?
Christian Kid - I can't play this... It says damn.
Normal Person with a Soul - Well... what do you have?
Christian Kid - I've got Casting Crowns and an original that I wrote... "You built my faith up and stuff... I freaking love you"
Normal Person with a Soul - That sounds like everything else you write and listen to...
Christian Kid - I KNOW! It's totally Christian Music!
Normal Person with a Soul - That's cool... I wrote a song.
Christian Kid - Nope... nope... This has drug references in it...
Normal Person with a Soul - Okay... How about this one?
Christian Kid - I can't play this... It says damn.
Normal Person with a Soul - Well... what do you have?
Christian Kid - I've got Casting Crowns and an original that I wrote... "You built my faith up and stuff... I freaking love you"
Normal Person with a Soul - That sounds like everything else you write and listen to...
Christian Kid - I KNOW! It's totally Christian Music!
by Koffing September 10, 2009
Get the Christian Musicmug. Contrary to popular belief, country music is not all about honky tonks, losing your wife, and working on a farm. It can be about all different kind of things such as love(Our Song), what you know now(Letter to Me), and just comedy (A Boy Named Sue). Not everyone who listens to country music is a southern, Republican, below-40 IQ, hick. They are hard-working people who like music they can relate to. Any questions?
Me: Dad, why do people assume anyone who listens to country music is a redneck?
Dad: I don't know, they're just ignorant.
(Blasts "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" as he speeds up in his Porsche!)
Proof not everyone who listens to country music is a redneck hick!
Dad: I don't know, they're just ignorant.
(Blasts "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" as he speeds up in his Porsche!)
Proof not everyone who listens to country music is a redneck hick!
by Froggurl03 December 23, 2008
Get the Country Musicmug. Music that most people think ruins your ears, lowers IQ, and is just horrible.Now i like country music, and i'm a great student, have perfect hearing, and i love it.Everyone, you can have your opinion on it.But please, don't go all,
Country music sux, it just freakin' noise!!!!!!
Only rednecks and hicks listen to this frickin' crap!!
You really don't have to be rude about something that alot of people like!
Country music sux, it just freakin' noise!!!!!!
Only rednecks and hicks listen to this frickin' crap!!
You really don't have to be rude about something that alot of people like!
Most think country music is for hicks and rednecks, but it has alot of great meaning!For example:
Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone in a world that she can't rise above. But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place where she's loved! Concrete angel...
Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone in a world that she can't rise above. But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place where she's loved! Concrete angel...
by Sh...it happens! November 6, 2010
Get the Country Musicmug. Sane, easy to listen to music that requires intelligible lyrics and an actual melody. Furthermore, the lyrics aren't designed to merely sound cool, but to tell a story. Listening will even demonstrate harmony vocals being done in the background. There are real chords that follow a logical progression, and instruments that require genuine talent to play. Subject matter can be anything, and I do mean anything. You name the real-life situation, and chances are a country song has been written about it.
Let's eliminate stereotypes here. Classic rock and metal is not all "a cacophony of electric guitar and feedback while somebody screeches into the microphone." Rap is not all "cop killers trashing bitches and ho's while their friends spit to rhythm in the background." And country music is not all "twanging and whining about getting drunk and losing my woman, my house, my dog, and my pickup." Fair enough?
I don't know where people get the idea that all country music fans are blind-patriotic, Bush-loving, right-wing Limbots, or rural Southerners with an IQ in the negative numbers. Neither of those describes me. I don't even live in the South. I just prefer listening to a form of music I can understand, that doesn't overwhelm me with percussion.
People quick to make fun of country music often cite the most extreme negative examples as representative of the entire genre. I agree that Kenny Chesney is among the worst out there today. Please don't mistake him for a prime example of country music.
Let's eliminate stereotypes here. Classic rock and metal is not all "a cacophony of electric guitar and feedback while somebody screeches into the microphone." Rap is not all "cop killers trashing bitches and ho's while their friends spit to rhythm in the background." And country music is not all "twanging and whining about getting drunk and losing my woman, my house, my dog, and my pickup." Fair enough?
I don't know where people get the idea that all country music fans are blind-patriotic, Bush-loving, right-wing Limbots, or rural Southerners with an IQ in the negative numbers. Neither of those describes me. I don't even live in the South. I just prefer listening to a form of music I can understand, that doesn't overwhelm me with percussion.
People quick to make fun of country music often cite the most extreme negative examples as representative of the entire genre. I agree that Kenny Chesney is among the worst out there today. Please don't mistake him for a prime example of country music.
Wow, I just heard this incredible country song. It sounded like it had been written about me. It told a story I can relate to, and it had a beautiful melody. I'll have to find out who played that steel guitar solo. Whoever it was, is a genius. This is what country music is all about.
by somebodyelsealtogether October 8, 2007
Get the country musicmug. The variably long state not unlike Hypnagogia in which someone is listening to loud music (likely though headphones) and becomes consciously unaware of his surroundings, zoning out into the music he is listening to. May be accompanied by blank stares and completely relaxed muscles.
Guy1: "Hey, what's up?"
Guy2: *Stares blankly in the distance, completely reclined, music blaring loudly even away from his headphones.*
Guy1: *Pokes Guy2* "What's wrong with you."
Guy2: *Snaps to consciousness.* "Way to ruin my Music Coma."
Guy1: "..."
Guy2: *Stares blankly in the distance, completely reclined, music blaring loudly even away from his headphones.*
Guy1: *Pokes Guy2* "What's wrong with you."
Guy2: *Snaps to consciousness.* "Way to ruin my Music Coma."
Guy1: "..."
by musiclover000 February 28, 2011
Get the Music Comamug. by DarkenedX08 October 21, 2016
Get the Real Musicmug.