Monkey Paw

An adjective; describing one's tendency to hold on to many items collected at random displaying extreme resistance to discard. Monkey paw is often prevalent in those who use stimulants and can strike at any moment. It is especially apparent when a person is trying to accomplish a simple task such as screwing in a lightbulb.

Oh boy! Looks like monkey paw is in full force today!... (as I look down and I'm white knuckling pliers, nail polish, a lighter I had given up on looking for, a bottle of water in my wing, and a paint brush).

by Laura Kroft May 17, 2018

butt monkey

A Butt-Monkey is someone who worships another person. They laugh at all their jokes whether they're funny or not, they think they're great even when they're not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. The person the Butt-Monkeys follow is called a Butt-Monkey King or Queen.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

dick monkey

A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.

can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!

by Tomster1988 July 11, 2006

stink monkey

A stink monkey is a smaller relative to bigfoot but even closer to the Florida Skunk Ape. The Stink Monkey resides mainly in Georgia but they have been known to sneak across the border into Florida. They smell like stale beer and farts and can be spotted around Nascar tracks or breweries. Tey are not considered dangerous but can become restless when thirsty.

Jr. and Mark have seen a Stink Monkey in his natural habitat but he ran away when approached.

by rustyfalcon March 25, 2008

fucking monkey

a black person that is really loud, oboxious and annoying

shuttup you fucking monkey!

by cluka July 24, 2006

Monkey Bread

A term from the South to describe how a once flat girl grew a phat ass and tits so quickly.

Damn!!! How Kat get so thick? Dawg she must be eatin that Monkey Bread.

by Richie182 March 22, 2010

Dole monkey

Jobless northerner, usually 18-30, lacks basic language skills. Hangs around bus shelters and kiddies parks waiting for the day he can go collect his benefits.

Look at that dole monkey on the kiddies swings.

by tn2burble December 22, 2008